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burdge:


"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

burdge:

"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

asylum-art:

Black Light Bodyscapes by John Poppleton

on facebook

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

allisonagernt:

Coach Finstock in “Muted”

chevalierdog:

i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts

Anonymous said: the weirdest thing i can think of is when my friend was on her rp blog for aph america and someone asked "do you like hamburgers" and she responded with a lengthy description of how good it felt to rub the oily buns all over their body and im still laughing

lithuaniyeah:

I have a friend that does weird rp’s in the middle of the night I woke up once at like 3AM and the first thing I saw was an rp about dragon dildos

2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..

dashconballpit:

i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses